Boozy Makes It Better – Kombucha with a Kick
We at Boozy Boocha believe that drinking is an integral part of our social network and structure, and that it can be done responsibly, ethically, and enjoyably. We want to add that joie de vivre back into a modern lifestyle. We believe that drinking Boozy Boocha will facilitate and enhance the joy of conversation, joy of eating, and honestly the joy of being alive. Live a fruitful, fun life with Boozy Boocha!
We took a 2000 year old beverage and evolved it to serve the next gen of drinker – the conscientious consumer with a fit sense of adventure, sophisticated palate, and strong party constitution. We believe that a healthy lifestyle should not come at the expense of a good time, and that the quality of life can actually be improved by the bevvies you drink.
Boozy Boocha is the premier probiotic sparkling alcoholic beverage that delivers a big buzz with low calories, no refined sugars, and zero artificial flavors. Sustainable practices combined with a passion and pledge to protect the oceans make this vegan, gluten-free libation a clear choice to rejuvenate the mind, body, and spirit. It contains a high enough alcohol content to give you your kicks, but low enough that you can enjoy the flavor and fun of multiple Boozy Boochas. It’s a great drink that makes your present and future self feel good.
WHAT IS KOMBUCHA?
What is Kombucha? How the Eff Do I pronounce it?
Great question! Kombucha is pronounced (COME-BOO-CHA). We feel that an aggressive emphasis on the CHA makes you sound powerful and impressive. Now that we’ve covered pronunciation…
Kombucha is a fizzy, fermented sweet and sour tea packed full of probiotics (friendly bacteria), antioxidants and flavours. In order for kombucha to ferment (or brew, which is a waaaay cooler term), it requires a “culture” – a cultivation of bacteria. Kombucha gets its starter-culture from a “mother” which is formed by bacteria and yeast (similar to how yogurt and sauerkraut are made, both of which are delicious but dear lord not together). Every new batch of kombucha tea needs a mother and this matron is known as the kombucha SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast). Unlike bottled sodas and other carbonated beverages, each batch of Kombucha is uniquely created. Sweet!
What Genius Created Kombucha?
Kombucha is a magical drink shrouded in mystery and myth (Sounds hot! Still best served cold). It’s widely thought that Kombucha tea first surfaced in China (and the area that is today known as Russia #landgrab) as far back as 220 B.C. It’s hypothesized that the drink was spread by monks throughout the Far East, which makes sense given the purported medicinal properties and HEAVENLY taste. In fact, during the Tsin Dynasty of 221 B.C., Kombucha was known as “The Tea of Immortality” and was given to the Emperor to keep him young, healthy, and sexxxy AF. It was also referred to as the “Elixir of Life”, but, as Harry Potter Fans, we maintain our loyalty to Flamel and disavowal the claim.
Wait… So Will Kombucha Make Me Live Forever?
As much as we wish we were slinging that Benjamin Button bevvy, we cannot guarantee that drinking Kombucha will make you live forever. However plenty of evidence exists that drinking Kombucha can be beneficial to your health.
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Those probiotics (pro=good, biotics =biological agents aka bacteria) that we mentioned earlier help aid digestion and keep your gut biome balanced. They body check those nasty bad bacteria (get it, we’re punny) and help rid the body of toxins, and move foods through the digestive tract. Fun Fact – proper digestion can also aid in better REM Sleep Cycles. Get those zzzz’s, bb!
Because it’s made from tea and occasionally other fruits if the brewers are brilliant, Kombucha is packed full of antioxidants and vitamins, which can help fend off infections, colds or immunological orders. Think of it as a turbo boost for your immune system. Whoo-hoo!
Since Kombucha is a delish alternative to other soft drinks and highly caloric beverages, drinking Kombucha can help reduce risk of weight gain and other related diseases such as diabetes, heart disease and obesity. Winner, winner, vegan dinner!
Kombucha is a fizzy, effervescent, fermented tea filled with good bacteria, vitamins, antioxidants – It’s a delicious drink that tastes great and makes you feel good. Drink up!!!